All 3 game Reviews


Ping Pong 1P Ping Pong 1P

Rated 3 / 5 stars

this is pretty crappy...

...from what I can figure out it's impossible to beat the computer. The computers paddle just tracks and stays perfectly paralel to the ball so no matter how fast it moves, even if it's bouncing off the left and right walls at a million-miles-an-hour.. it can never miss.. FUCKING LAME



GoldenEye Shooter GoldenEye Shooter

Rated 4 / 5 stars

AWSOME!!!

..I love this! However, if you want to make it more like the game could you reverse the x-axix (if this is possible in flash)..THANX!



Dough Boy the Stress Toy Dough Boy the Stress Toy

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

This is the biggest POS ever!

...everyone knows you can reload a over-under single-action double-barrel shotgun in .76 seconds... NOT! What are we teaching our children! Where is your journalistic integrity!?!

..other than that it's pretty cool...but where did Mr.T get the egg-roll?


SlantedJon responds:

I tried to make the game as real as possible, as you can clearly see from the acurate sinodial waves that represnt the actual amplitude of the curret going through the dough boy as he gets tazzed. And for the Mr.T and eggroll....how did you know? Mr.T is in the cartoon im currently working on...you must be some intelligent and agile ninja of sorts.....

And thanx for the feedback :)